Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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