Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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