Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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