Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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