Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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