Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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