Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.