Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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