Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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