Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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