Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.