Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.