Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
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The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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