Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".