Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.