Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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