Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.