Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.