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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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