How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Vote:
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Vote:
Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Vote:
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
Vote:
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society.
Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests.
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people.
Host: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost.
A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people.
Host: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants.
A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own.
Host: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan.
20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess.
Host: Where have you been MySQL?
MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.