I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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