Joke #4745

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.

Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."