I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.