I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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