I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?