I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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