I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."