I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
