I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"