I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.