I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?