I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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One of them responded.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
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No?
Me neither.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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