Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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