Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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