Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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