Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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