Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.