The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades.
...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest.
They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper.
The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!"
The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Today was a terrible day.
My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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