Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.