Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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