Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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One of them responded.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.