Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.