Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.