Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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