Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Vote:
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.