Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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