Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.