Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.