Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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violets are blue.
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your mums Facebook will do.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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