Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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