Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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