Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
