Joke #5651

Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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