Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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