Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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