Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.