Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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He can also set fire on water.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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