Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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