Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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