Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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