Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.