Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.