Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.