Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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