Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.