Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.