What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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