What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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A: The guy who gave it to him.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes.
One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt.
"We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners.
They eat their fill and leave.
The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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