What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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I'll see you next period.
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The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood.
The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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A: You wake up wet!
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"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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