The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.