The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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