The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!