The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
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The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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