The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.