The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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