The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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