Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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