Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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