Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.