Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.