Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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