Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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