Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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