Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.