Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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