Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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