Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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