Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.