Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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