Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.