Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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