Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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