Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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