Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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It just doesn't happen.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.