Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.