Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.