Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.