Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Vote:
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Vote:
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Vote:
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Vote:
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Vote:
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
Vote: