Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.