Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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