Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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