Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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