Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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