Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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