Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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