Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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