Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king