Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.