Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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