Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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