Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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