Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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