Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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