Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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