Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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