Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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