Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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