Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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