Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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