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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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