Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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