Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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