Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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