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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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