Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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