Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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