Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.