Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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