Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.