Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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