Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.