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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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