Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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