Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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