Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.