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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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