Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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