Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.