Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.