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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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