Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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