Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."