Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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