Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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