Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck gave him a warning.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.