Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.