Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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