Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.