Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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