Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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