Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.