Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".