Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.