Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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