Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.