Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Vote:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Vote:
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Vote:
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
Vote:
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Vote:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Vote: