Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.