Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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