Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.