Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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