It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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