It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.