It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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