It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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