It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
He opens the door then turns the handle.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...