It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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