It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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