Joke #7439

It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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