It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.