It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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