It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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