The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.