The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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