The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.