The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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