The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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