The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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