The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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