The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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