The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''