Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.