Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.