huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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