huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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