huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.