huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
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Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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