huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.