Joke #10464

Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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