Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.