Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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