Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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