Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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