Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.