Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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