Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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In the Sahara Desert.
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On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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