Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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