Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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