Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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