Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.