Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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