The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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