The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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