The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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