The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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