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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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