The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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