Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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