Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.