Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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