Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Candyman ain't stupid.
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Result: The time is still running.
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2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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