Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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