Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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