Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.