Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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