Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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