Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.