Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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