Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.