Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.