Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.