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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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