Joke #73

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.

When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"

Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.

The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.

Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."

Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!