Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.