Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.