Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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