Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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