Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"