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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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