Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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