Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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