Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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