Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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