Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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