Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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