Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.