Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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