Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.