Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."