Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.