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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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