Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.