Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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