Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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