Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.