Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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