Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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