Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.