When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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