When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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