When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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