When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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