If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.