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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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