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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.