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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.