If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.