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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.