If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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