Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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