Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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