Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.