Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris made time wait.