Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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