Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.