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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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