Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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