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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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