Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.