If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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