If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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