If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.