If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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