If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.