If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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