If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.