If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.