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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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