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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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