If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.