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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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