If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!