The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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