The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.