Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.