Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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