Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.