Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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