Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
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Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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