Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.