Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.