Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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