Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.