Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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