Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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