Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.