Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.