Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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