Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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