Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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