Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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