Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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