Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back