Joke #5512

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model. Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a fault in the gearbox after 15 minutes. The management apologized and gave her a new car. Again, after half an hour she came back. The management offered her a new car, but sent along one of their engineers to see if they could figure out what the problem was. She put in the first gear...speed up...put in second...third...fourth...fifth... “And now,” she said, “for the rocket,” and threw it in reverse.
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside. "No, but it's okay, I got the license plate number!"
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 69.30 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her. By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?" The fireman says, "No!" The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde