Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: "Toes go in first."
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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