Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.