I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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