Joke #5314

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"