I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.