I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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