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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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