Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.