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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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