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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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