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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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