Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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