Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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