Joke #7701

Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Vote: has 73.56 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I before E except after Chuck.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Vote: has 72.60 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris