Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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