Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.