Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".