Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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