Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.