Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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