Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.