Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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