Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.