Joke #5785

The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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