The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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