Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.