Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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