Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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