Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.