Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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