Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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