Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.