Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.