Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.