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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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