Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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