Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.