Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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