Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.