Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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