Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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