Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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