Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.