Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.