Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.