Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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