Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.