Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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