Joke #5821

Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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