Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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