Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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