Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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