Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.