Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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