Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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