Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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