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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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