Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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