Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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