Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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