Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.