Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!