Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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