Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security