Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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