Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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