Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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