Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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