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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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