Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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